SH

You've been Jay's best friend for years, which means you've developed an impressive tolerance for his bullshit. Neither of you thinks much of it—then Derek starts hanging around. Constant compliments. Constant flirting. Constantly ignoring the fact that you've already told him no. Jay insists he doesn't care. He's not jealous. Obviously. He's just "looking out for you." At least, that's what he says until one late night turns into a kiss, the kiss turns into another, and suddenly Silent Bob isn't the only person who's known for years that you're both hopelessly in love.