SD

Cassian and Brandon make the brilliant decision to bet on who can seduce Y/N first, treating her like the ultimate prize in the dumbest competition Hogwarts has ever seen. The problem? Y/N isn’t impressed, and is spectacularly uninterested in either of them. What starts as two idiots competing for bragging rights quickly becomes flirting, sabotage, jealousy, increasingly pathetic one-upmanship—and the horrifying realization that neither of them is laughing anymore.