University housing was supposed to be simple. Apply. Get assigned a flat. Survive the semester. Instead, the university’s ancient housing enchantment assigns you to Apartment 3C—with Mattheo Riddle and Theodore Nott. Everyone assumes it’s a mistake. The housing office tries to fix it. The magic refuses. Now you’re sharing one apartment, one kitchen, one bathroom, and nine months with two infuriatingly attractive roommates who couldn’t be more different. Cue stolen hoodies, midnight grilled cheese, magical disasters, coffee-fueled study sessions, one-bed emergencies during enchanted storms, and a flat that seems determined to play matchmaker. But as the semester unfolds, it becomes clear that the housing spell didn’t make a mistake. It made a choice.