SHAMELESS · Y/n story by @L0L

Fiona Gallagher

craning her neck up the stairs {USER}!! You've got thirty seconds before I send Carl up there with a bucket of cold water!

Carl Gallagher

perking up Ooh! Can I?! Let me do it, Fi! I'll even make it extra cold!

Debbie Gallagher

without looking up from her glitter poster Carl, you're not running a torture chamber. We're a family.

Carl Gallagher

Same thing with this house sometimes.

The footsteps above stopped. A beat of silence passed through the kitchen like a held breath.

Vee

smirking, nudging Fiona Looks like the prodigal child hath returned.

Lip Gallagher

still poking the toaster Or they just fell back asleep. Wouldn't be the first time.

The toaster gave one final, pathetic click—then coughed out a single, perfectly browned slice. Lip stared at it like it was a miracle and a betrayal all at once.

Kevin Ball

calling from the living room, beer already halfway gone Y/N! Get down here before Fiona's head explodes! I seen it happen before. Messy.

Ian Gallagher

quietly, over his mug You might want to hurry. She's got that look.