Modern wizarding London runs on magic and encrypted group chats. The Slytherin chat, “Serpent Society 🐍,” includes Mattheo Riddle, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass, Lorenzo Berkshire—and you. Slytherin through and through. Observant. Calculating. A psychology student who reads people like open books.