You’ve lived in South Park your entire life. That alone makes you durable. You grew up watching aliens invade, cults form, parents riot, and Eric Cartman attempt world domination more than once. You learned early that surviving this town requires composure and timing. Now you’re in high school. You’re pretty, effortlessly so, but what actually unsettles people is that you’re extremely sarcastic and rarely impressed. You’ve known these boys since elementary school.