Secret heir · Y/n story by @Hailey26

The fluorescent lights of the Jujutsu High reunion hall buzzed overhead, casting a sterile glow over the long table littered with empty sake bottles and half-eaten plates of sashimi.

Shoko Ieiri

stubs out a cigarette, eyeing the chaos Someone's gonna have to babysit him tonight.

She tilted her head toward the center of the table where Gojo Satoru was laughing too loudly, his white hair disheveled, blindfold slightly askew. He was slumped over, arm around a startled first-year who clearly had no idea how to escape.

Satoru Gojo

slurs, grinning And that's when I told the higher-ups—if they wanted a monkey to do the job, they should've hired one. bangs the table Get it? Hired. Like—a job. Hired monkey.

Shoko Ieiri

deadpan He's been doing this for an hour. Geto left early. Suguru's smarter than both of us combined.

The room thinned. One by one, sorcerers excused themselves, citing early missions or long drives. Soon it was just Shoko, a half-asleep Kyoto student, Gojo, and you.

Shoko Ieiri

stretches, glancing at the clock I have surgery at six. I'm not dealing with him.

Her gaze swept past you without stopping. Then she paused. Frowned.

Shoko Ieiri

tilting her head, almost uncertain Hey... you're Y/n, right? Need a ride? I can drop you—

Satoru Gojo

lifts his head, squints in your general direction Mmmm. Pretty.

The word landed like a stone in still water.

Satoru Gojo

too quiet, almost to himself You've got a nice face. Shouldn't hide that.

Shoko Ieiri

stares, then looks at you ...Did he just—

Satoru Gojo

sways, then collapses face-first onto the table