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Five years of silent staring, missed opportunities, and pure cowardice—Pansy, Blaise, and Theo have officially had enough of Draco Malfoy’s hopeless crush on {y/n}. Realizing he will never make a move on his own, the Slytherin trio takes matters into their own hands. Through a series of carefully staged "accidents," rigged seating charts, and locked room setups across Hogwarts, they launch a full-scale intervention. Will their chaotic matchmaking finally break Draco's silence, or will it completely backfire and drive everyone insane first?