So then Lucas says—and I quote—"That's not a real Star Wars theory, that's just wishful thinking."

Wheeler!! Who's your friend here?

raises his eyebrows, sliding his gaze slowly down Will's frame and back up again Damn, Wheeler. You didn't tell me you had friends who looked like that.

groans, rolling his eyes as he slumps onto the couch I thought mom told you to stay upstairs.

Mom told me a lot of things. he starts descending the stairs, unhurried, like he owns the place I'm a very disobedient houseguest.

I'm Will. You must be Richie?

tilts his head, still holding Will's hand Richie Tozier. he winks But you can call me whenever you want.

from the couch, flat Richie.

ignores him entirely, stepping closer to Will So, Will. You a regular here, or do I have to fight Mike for your attention?