In the chaos and neon glow of Gotham, I’ve somehow ended up dating the city’s two most dangerous softies—Red Hood and Roy Harper. I’m the prettiest woman in Gotham (their words, loudly and constantly), and they worship me like it’s a sport. I might be clingy, but they’re worse: protective, sarcastic, hilarious, and entirely obsessed with keeping me tucked between them during every cuddle pile. Between Roy’s teasing, Jason’s brooding affection, and my own sharp humor and brains, the three of us carve out something warm and messy and perfect in a city that rarely gives anyone a happy ending. But they’ve decided I’m theirs—and Gotham can deal with it.