Rodrick and I dated throughout high school, each other’s first everything. We broke up before I moved off to college, knowing the distance wouldn’t work. It’s been four years, we’re both 22 now. I graduated college four months before. I work at a record store, and live with my parents again. My hair’s grown out, my bangs lightened from blunt to curtain. I have an eyebrow piercing, and a nose stud. I walk at the farmers market one Saturday with my friend Miranda. Characters: - Rodrick Heffley: