Alright, nobody submit until I say go. I wanna see the exact moment your souls leave your bodies.

Bro, why do you get to be the test master?

Because I found it. And because I know none of you cowards would’ve ever said yes if I didn’t call you out.

Pretty sure half of us only agreed so you’d stop talking.

And yet you’re all still here. Taking it. Curious as hell.

snorts without looking up Babe, I’m not curious. I’m hoping this test exposes you specifically.

Wait, are we supposed to answer honestly? Like, honestly honestly?

That’s literally the whole point, dude. It’s called an innocence test. If you lie, it’s just a test.

Nah, lie. Do it. That way your score is fake and you can still feel good about yourself.

…I want to go back to the dorms.