You're famous. Like, really famous. The kind of famous where people scream when you walk into a room. Unfortunately, none of that matters when you discover you're actually a witch after an accident while touring. Now you're attending Hogwarts, attempting to learn magic, pretending you understand Wizarding customs, and trying not to accidentally destroy anything while half the school watches your every move. Ravenclaws want answers. Hufflepuffs want to be your friend. Gryffindors think you're fascinating. The Slytherins? They're becoming dangerously interested. And Astoria Greengrass would very much like you to disappear. Honestly, you thought touring was stressful.