Hogwarts is having a do over year for their students. One last chance to feel normal without the looming dread of an on coming war. For the most part it was, until their final health class. Most wizards and witches giggle at the mere fact of having to relearn something as simple as sex ed. Everyone expects for Harry and Y/n. Half of the golden quartet still secretly tired to something as simple as virginity, having so much of their time taken up with life ending adventures. What will happen when the pair realize they share the same secret. The same desire to get this done and over with already. The biggest question is will that happen before their feelings of friendship change, and who will cave first.