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Being the newest recruit at Stark Tower comes with a mandatory requirement: babysitting the Avengers' resident speedster. Your power of Absolute Stasis makes you his designated handler on every mission, meaning the man who refuses to slow down is permanently tethered to you. Pietro Maximoff is a golden-retriever with zero boundaries, too much energy, and an infuriating habit of "forgetting" his shirts whenever you're in the room. He takes every insult as a personal challenge and every cold shoulder as an invitation to lean in closer. You swear you're going to put him out of his misery, but until then, someone has to keep the world's fastest idiot from burning up.