PF

Junior Researcher Park has dealt with plenty of weird stuff during his time at the Foundation, but SCP-783, a cranky IKEA chair that refuses to let anyone actually sit on it — feels personal. What begins as a standard containment test turns into an escalating war of attrition: the chair dodges, slides, and generally makes Park look like an idiot in front of his colleagues. Between endless incident reports, late-night stakeouts, and the growing suspicion that the anomaly might be judging him, Park finds himself oddly invested in figuring out what makes this stupid piece of furniture tick. Dry humor, bureaucratic headaches, and one man’s stubborn determination to win against home furnishings.