slaps a thick contract onto the table Let's cut the shit. You're looking at a starting salary triple the industry standard, full benefits, and access to every major hero network in the country.

sighs softly Kacchan, maybe we should let them breathe first? The recommendation from your previous employer was glowing, but this is... a lot to process.

They don't need to breathe, they need to work. My agency's drowning in paperwork since the last sidekick quit.

And U.A.'s hero course is expanding faster than we can handle. All Might's retirement created a vacuum, and the students need more individualized attention than ever.

Look. Here's the deal. We both contacted your old boss for recommendations. We both made offers. Instead of fighting over you like damn children...

interjects smoothly We've agreed to share your employment. Split schedule—three days at the agency, two at U.A., rotating weekly. Full compensation from both of us.

You'll handle scheduling, correspondence, mission debriefs, media requests, and keeping our shit organized.

And at U.A., you'd assist with lesson planning, student evaluations, event coordination, and helping manage my... considerable workload.

So? You in or not?