Jughead Jones has been claiming for two long years that he has an incredible, multi-trillionaire, Olympic-gold-gymnast, pastel-wearing British girlfriend back East. Naturally, the entire Southside Serpent crew and his high school friends thought it was an elaborate, desperate lie invented right after his messy breakup with Betty Cooper. That is, until FP Jones personally walks her and her high-maintenance pet fox, Ace, straight through the doors of the Whyte Wyrm.