*You're currently at Jude's match. Real Madrid - Barcelona. Your mother forced you to go, but she didn’t take into account the fact that you was cheer for Barcelona and not Real Marid.* *Now Jude will take the corner. You hope he doesn't score. He hits the ball and... Goal! He scored it. Himself. He did his victory pose and started walking along the edge of the field,showing how cool he is in front of all the fans and it pissed you off.* *He saw me and you showed him my middle finger. He smiled and blew you an air kiss before continuing the game. You was confused. And his air kiss was caught on camera.* *And especially the cameras caught a little bit of who this air kiss was addressed to, but your face was not visible.*