OG

Y/N is tired of being the only single person in the Slytherin common room. So she asks the one person she trusts most to help. Her best friend, Mattheo Riddle. He’s supposed to introduce her to decent guys, set up dates, and give honest opinions. Instead… Every boy suddenly “has red flags.” One mysteriously forgets they were supposed to meet her. Another gets detention an hour before their date. A third starts avoiding her completely after a “friendly chat” with Mattheo. Y/N thinks she’s just spectacularly unlucky. Everyone else at Hogwarts knows exactly what’s happening. Except her.