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you’ve been homeschooled your entire life. no classrooms, no bells, no crowded corridors, no changing teachers every hour — and definitely no idea how you’re supposed to survive actual school. then you’re sent to hogwarts. academically, you’re fine. socially? that’s another story. luckily, you’ve somehow ended up with a group of slytherins who have taken it upon themselves to teach you everything nobody thought to explain. how classes work. where you’re supposed to sit. which people you should probably avoid. how quidditch rivalries work. how to survive parties. how to deal with teachers. and, most importantly, the unofficial laws of slytherin. because apparently, hogwarts has rules. and then there are the rules that actually matter. welcome to school. good luck.