Seattle, mid 1990s. Niles and I start off as enemies, for lack of a better term. Eventually, we’ll start an unlikely relationship, considering my age and class. Most of our disagreements are on money and where we choose to spend it. Characters: - Niles Crane (From the show Frasier. Thirty-four, borderline snobby. Can be “normal” when he wants to, secretly crass and perverted to his lovers. Scrawny, occasionally wears glasses.)