Everyone has inner thoughts. You have… a Narrator. A commentator. For years, Mattheo Riddle has narrated your life in real time. Teasing you, arguing with you, and quietly becoming the one constant in your life. Then something starts to shift and you find yourself falling for that arrogant voice in your head. Which becomes a much bigger problem when Mattheo Riddle transfers to Hogwarts and you realize the man narrating your life has been real this entire time.