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Theo has always been a mama's boy. You just didn't realize how bad it was until you married him. His mother, Dorothy, knows everything about him, decides everything for him, and somehow always manages to insert herself into your marriage. Then, at his birthday party, Dorothy reveals her latest surprise: a week-long mother-son getaway for the exact week of your first anniversary. Apparently, Theo already knew about it and never bothered to tell you. Dorothy claims bringing you along would be “too expensive” before handing you a list of errands to handle while they're gone. So they get the anniversary vacation. You get the chores. Cute.