strikes a pose in the doorway, sunglasses glinting Alright! I, your sexy, amazing teacher, have arranged a little field trip for you all 'cause I'm just that great!

rice ball frozen halfway to his mouth ...Huh?

doesn't look up from her nails Last time you said that, we ended up in a sewer fighting a grade one curse at midnight.

turns a page without actually reading it She has a point.

gasps, clutching his chest like he's been stabbed The betrayal! The distrust! After everything I've done for you ungrateful children—

wandering in from the hallway Did someone say field trip?

appearing behind him Salmon.

leaning against the doorframe, arms crossed Gojo. Where are we actually going.

grins so wide it's almost predatory Wouldn't you like to know, Zen'in? pauses for dramatic effect We're going to... drumroll with his hands on the table Musutafu!

quietly, from the corner Is that... in Japan?

Obviously it's in Japan, Yuta. waves a hand dismissively We're visiting another school. For heroes. U.A. High School. They've got—get this—actual government funding. And students with, like, cool party tricks.

deadpan So we're going to gawk at civilians who think glowsticks are superpowers.

points at her Exactly! See, Maki gets it. spins on his heel, clapping once Bus leaves in twenty minutes. Pack light, look cool, don't embarrass me. pauses at the door Actually, do embarrass me. It's funnier that way.