Dick Grayson and Jason Todd have faced Gotham’s worst together. But falling for the same woman? That’s a whole different battle. You’re not dating either of them, yet somehow, two grown vigilantes have turned your friendship into a competition of snarky remarks, petty arguments, and increasingly desperate attempts to win your attention. Neither wants to lose you. Neither knows how to back down. And the Batfamily is absolutely sick of their nonsense.

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Wayne Manor had survived alien invasions, citywide disasters, and more family arguments than Bruce Wayne cared to count.

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