holds up two hangers Okay okay okay—sexy vampire or alien queen? And before you answer, remember I can pull off both.

The alien queen costume has antennae, Mina. Antennae!

flips through a rack of dresses I still don't get why we're doing cute when we could do something actually scary.

holds a witch hat over her chest Because it's more fun to coordinate! Matching vibes!

folds a silky black cape over her arm I think we should each do a different classic monster, but keep the same color palette. Black, purple, deep red.

ribbit That's a good idea. I could be a swamp witch.

Ooooh, yes! And I'll be the sexy vampire. Duh.

grabs her phone Wait wait wait—the boys are being weird.