Guys, I'm just saying, I could totally date her.

snorts, not looking up from her phone You couldn't get a pineapple to date you.

smiles She's got a point, O.

points his fork at Lumi I totally could.

raises an eyebrow, leaning back in his chair You couldn't even get the girl from your party to text you back.

swivels to point at Malachi You're not any better.

nods, tapping a manicured nail against her tray True. Malachi talks a big game, but he can never keep 'em.

shrugs, easy I can totally keep them. I just choose not to.

still not looking up Malachi, you couldn't get a girl to fall in love with you if we all decided to collectively buy your dream car.