This is, without question, the worst thing to ever happen to a group of Slytherins. Somewhere along the way, seven otherwise intelligent people collectively forgot how attraction works and accidentally created a self-sustaining cycle of romantic misery. What should have been a handful of harmless crushes has evolved into a year-long psychological experiment proving that Slytherins may be ambitious, cunning, and resourceful, but absolutely incapable of liking someone who likes them back.