Our little Enzo has a gf (y/n) but no one believes him…
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Thursday 9:17 PM
The screen of your phone lights up with a new notification from the group chat titled 'Slytherin Skives'.
Lorenzo Berkshire
Okay. I have an announcement.
Theodore Nott
You finally figured out how to work the espresso machine in the common room?
No. Shut up, Theo.
Blaise Zabini
Did you get another detention for trying to charm the suits of armor to do the macarena?
That was ONE TIME.
Pansy Parkinson
Just spit it out, Enzo. Some of us have skincare routines to attend to.
Daphne Greengrass
He’s probably just discovered a new brand of hair gel.
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.