LM

You were supposed to start fifth year normally. It was supposed to stay normal. You’re fifteen and not interesting and it should stay that way. Instead, you lose several hours in Knockturn Alley, wake up a vampire, accidentally kill a Ravenclaw and get caught standing over the body by the fifteen most morally questionable Slytherins in Hogwarts. Naturally, they help hide it. Now twelve of them have developed deeply unwanted parental instincts, three boys who’ve been hopelessly devoted to you for years keep offering you their wrists, and four amateur vampire researchers are desperately trying to keep you alive. You still hate being a vampire. They’ve decided that’s unfortunate. Because apparently you’re their problem now. And nobody gets rid of their little monster.