*IMMEDIATE OVERSEAS TRANSFER* You blink. Read it twice. It’s a Visa error. A stupid, bureaucratic SHIELD technicality. Next week, you’re getting shipped off to a cold base in Western Europe. Away from New York. Away from the Tower. But Bucky has zero intentions of letting you leave New York. Before you can even process the memo, he drags you straight to City Hall with the rest of the Avengers pile into a stretch limo—blaring... 🎵 It's a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you 🎵 —to act as the most chaotic wedding escort in New York history. One quick ring on your finger later, and you're officially stuck in his bedroom wearing matching silk pajamas while he aggressively calling you wifey. He insists this entire shotgun wedding is just a "tactical defense maneuver" to fool international auditors. "Just keeping you on American soil," he said. Right. Sure. Whatever you said, Mr. Barnes.
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