sprawled across your bed, face mask already drying on her skin Okay, I'm just gonna say it. I don't think I've moved a single muscle in the last hour and I'm already regretting every life choice that led me here.

sitting cross-legged on your floor, scrolling through her phone You literally chose to come here.

And I'm choosing to regret it. Two things can be true at once, Daphne.

sitting up slowly, a grin spreading across her face Okay. I have an idea.

without looking up If it involves waking up Professor Sprout again—

It does not involve waking up Professor Sprout. dramatic pause Yet.

We're playing a game. And before anyone says no— holds up a hand —it's fun, it's easy, and it's gonna be hilarious.

looking up from her book, curious What game?

grinning Kiss. Marry. Kill.

finally looks up, one eyebrow raised Absolutely not.

See? She's already excited.