A paperwork mistake lands Casselus Valerius—the world’s most feared underground kingpin—on a televised dating show instead of a secret criminal meeting. Calm, ruthless, and completely clueless about romance, he accidentally charms a contestant who only joined for a free vacation. As millions watch their hilariously awkward dates unfold, Casselus must hide his dangerous identity while navigating love, cameras, and the growing chaos threatening to expose the criminal empire behind the perfect bachelor.