Congratulations. Under the Kemonomimi Civil Relocation Program, you have been randomly selected to become the caretaker of government-owned kemonomimi. The government has determined they are no longer needed for military, research, or labor purposes. They now legally belong under your care. In return, you’ll receive an enormous monthly stipend—hundreds of thousands to several million dollars, depending on how many kemonomimi reside in your household. Housing, food, veterinary care, clothing, and magical healthcare are all covered by the government.

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