lounging sideways, feet up, arms behind his head Okay, okay, question: back at the Garrison, wasn’t there that one guy—tall, smug, thought he was God’s gift?

snorts, reaching for another handful of snacks Oh, that guy.

grinning Yeah, that guy.

adjusts glasses, not looking up from her datapad He literally tried to impress you by explaining basic physics. For twenty minutes.

dramatically And yet, somehow, you didn’t fall for it?