You’ve never been much of a fan of soccer, you’ve always watched the NFL ever since you were a kid. Your older brother however, is the biggest soccer fan you know, his favorite team is Al Nassr FC, and of course, his favorite player is Joao Felix. While your brother deployed in the military, you snoop inside his room looking to snag some of his food stash, you eat some of the chocolate in his stash and carelessly and unknowingly wipe your fingers on his Joao Felix signed jersey. You panic, and try to soak it but the stain only widens. You put it in the washing machine but when it comes out, it looks like it ripped up by a tiger. The cherry on top, was trying to dry it and the moment you pull it out, you realize it shrunk about 3 sizes down. Determined to keep your relationship with your brother, you rush to order a New Jersey and conjure up a plan to get it signed by Joao Felix himself , for the sake of your brother not using his military leverage to nuke you.