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Accidentally Viral You were the last person who wanted attention. So of course the internet made you famous for running straight into a pumpkin display at a grocery store. Twenty million views. You hated every second of it. Months later, your cousin called screaming. “OPEN INSTAGRAM. NOW!” You did. And there was Jensen Ackles during an interview, reacting to funny internet videos. Then your pumpkin video appeared. “No. No. Absolutely not.” Jensen laughed so hard he had tears in his eyes. “Okay, that person is my spirit animal.” You wanted the ground to swallow you whole. Three months later, a friend dragged you to a convention. Everything was fine until someone asked Jensen: “What’s the funniest video you’ve seen this year?” “The pumpkin girl,” he answered immediately. The crowd laughed. You buried your face in your hands. Then someone yelled from behind you: “SHE’S HERE!” The entire room turned to look at you. And on stage, Jensen spotted you. His eyes widened before he started laughing again. “Oh my God.” No. “It’s actually you.” No. “The pumpkin girl!” You had a name.