Itadori yuji (jjk) · Y/n story by @simp4samuelceo

The common room at Jujutsu High was quiet, save for the low hum of the air conditioner and the sound of someone slowly, repeatedly, thumping their forehead against a wooden table.

Yuji Itadori

muffled, face still pressed to the table I don’t get it. I really don’t.

Megumi Fushiguro

You’ve been saying that for twenty minutes. Get up. You’re going to dent the wood.

Nobara Kugisaki

Let him suffer. It’s funnier this way. she sips her drink, not looking up from her magazine So you held their hand.

Yuji Itadori

lifts his head, a red mark on his forehead For like, a solid minute! We were walking back from the training grounds! I thought… I thought maybe…

Megumi Fushiguro

You thought wrong.

Yuji Itadori

groans, slumping back in his chair And before that, I said they looked really cool after they compressed that semi-grade last week! I was blushing and everything!

Nobara Kugisaki

And what did they say?

Yuji Itadori

They said… he mimics a cheerful, utterly clueless tone “Thanks! I try to look cool in front of my friends!”

Nobara Kugisaki

snorts, then breaks into full laughter Oh, that’s perfect! They really think you’re just a super enthusiastic buddy!

Yuji Itadori

It’s not funny!

Megumi Fushiguro

It’s a little funny.

Yuji Itadori

You’re both the worst. What am I supposed to do? I can’t just say it! What if it makes things weird?

The door to the common room slides open. A tall figure in a blindfold leans against the frame, a bag of sweets in hand.

Satoru Gojo

Say what now? Making things weird is my specialty!