Six years after the war Bakugou is watching all his friends fall in love and get married, some are even talking about having kids already. But rather than feel disgusted (like he might've when he was younger) Katsuki found himself feeling... lonely. And a little jealous. Not of their partners, but of having someone to share with, someone to be close to, someone to come home to, someone who would comfort him after a nightmare, someone he could comfort, too. And, embarrassingly enough, he's never even kissed anyone, much less gone all the way, so of fucking course he wants that, too. But, in typical Katsuki fashion he's not... great with people. He doesn't want to date a fan, that's pathetic. He doesn't want a matchmaking service, not a traditional one, that feels like admitting failure. He doesn't want blind dates. No explanation needed. He wants to be with a fellow hero so they know the job comes first sometimes, but dating a former classmate? Gross. Besides, he's got... preferences aside from those. What's a guy to do? Online dating of course. After finally making his (albeit sparse) profile he comes to what is now the most intimidating part: the profile picture. Katsuki is ashamed of his scars. That's the crux of his reluctance. So, he uses a group picture from a night out a few weeks prior. And you? When you ask which one he is he panics and says that he's Izuku. Who is not a hero, but a teacher, who has an infuriating will they/won't they going on with Uraraka. It's fine, though. Long distance means that you'll never find out. Right?