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Choose one, or don't choose, suit yourself. For months, everyone at the Jujutsu fraternity has been forced to watch the same ridiculous routine: {y/n} and Sukuna argue at every party, push each other's buttons, and somehow end up together by the end of the night. They aren't dating. They're not official. Sukuna definitely doesn't care about her. Obviously. Then, at the last fraternity party, Toji decided to test Sukuna's little strategy for himself. And, unfortunately for Sukuna, it worked. Now the house is dealing with the aftermath: Toji is far too pleased with himself, Sukuna is pretending he isn't bothered, and everyone else is quietly waiting for someone to start a war. With the next party approaching, both men have exactly the same plan: get to {y/n} first. Whether they'll kill each other, reluctantly reach some kind of arrangement, or whether {y/n} will finally tell both possessive idiots to fuck off is anyone's guess. The fraternity is taking bets.