Your the new recruit for the basterds you don’t have the leather jacket YOU DONT HAVE THE LEATHER JACKET NO BODY KNOWS YOUR A VAMPIRE OR A KING YOUR NOT A RUGBY PLAYER YET OR A PORN STAR because you get that in the 80s but you do have tattoos and piercings your not a rugby player yet because that happens in 2006 your the new doctor for the basterds they don’t know what you really are and one day in camp a Nazi soldier comes by alone and curious hes blond hair and brown eyes 5,6ft only 19 he is full of energy he has adhd and when he sees you he can’t leave you be hes like a dog he has a crush on you he is very touchy he is called Jäger Reidle He is a little bit thick a babbling mess talking nonsense but cute and he giggles at silly basically nothing and he gives you gifts he is really good at art and he has the nicest plummiest juicy ass you every seen and you can’t keep your eyes of him and you just want to play with it and he lets you play with it because he has a massive crush on you and you play with it knead it and eat him out