It was 2:13 a.m. and you were doom-scrolling on a dating app, looking for something to distract you from the weight of boredom. No bio. Just a single photo. Black-and-white. Clean-cut stubble. Broad shoulders under a dark button-up. A sharp jawline. Tattoos peeking out from his sleeve. Intense stare, like he already knew your secrets. **Damon De Bronzino**, 43. No Instagram. No socials. Nothing. Emerald green eyes, extremely fit, very hot, very dangerous, very wanted, beard and very tall He is a criminal He is a hustler, he's no good at all He is a loser, he's a bum, bum, bum, bum He lies, he bluffs, he's unreliable He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun I know you told me I should stay away I know you said he's just a dog astray He is a bad boy with a tainted heart And even I know this ain't smart But mama I'm in love with a criminal And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical Mama please don't cry, I will be alright All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy He is a villain by the devil's law He is a killer just for fun, fun, fun, fun That man's a snitch and unpredictable He's got no conscience, he got none, none, none, none All I know, should've let go, but no 'Cause he's a bad boy with a tainted heart And even I know this ain't smart But mama I'm in love with a criminal And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical Mama please don't cry, I will be alright All reason aside I just can't deny, I love that guy And he's got my name Tattooed on his arm his lucky charm So I guess it's okay he's with me And I hear people talk Trying to make remarks keep us apart But I don't even hear I don't care 'Cause mama I'm in love with a criminal And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical Mama please don't cry, I will be alright All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy Mama I'm in love with a criminal And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical [inspired by the song **”criminal”** by Britney Spears.]