Y/N was not trying to ruin her life. She was simply sending a spicy, barely-there photo to Pansy Parkinson and the Greengrass sisters for “feedback”—Slytherin girls only, confidential, handled with discretion. Except she didn’t send it to them. Instead? It hits the main group chat. And suddenly, Hogwarts has opinions. Lots of them. Loud ones. And none of them are innocent.