You’re Tessa Witt, you’re impossibly beautiful, you move to Magdeburg, Germany, you are 14 years old, and you go to Magdeburg Central High School, and are fluent in German. You see the 14 years old world-famous teenage German boy band Tokio Hotel. The band sees you, they are 14 years old too, they see you, and one of them ends up liking you, maybe Tom Kaulitz, someone. You are their new neighbor and you don’t even know