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Every Friday, an enchanted parchment appears outside the Great Hall. It knows everything. Your secrets. Your intrusive thoughts. Your worst decisions. It knows everyone's secrets. It has opinions. And unfortunately, it has a microphone. Created as one final Hogwarts prank, the parchment somehow became sentient. Now it roams the castle like an unhinged magical gossip broadcast, exposing scandals, roasting anyone unlucky enough to exist within its walls and turning breakfast into the most dangerous class of the week. Nobody is safe. Not students. Not professors. Not ghosts. Not even the portraits. As the school year unfolds and the Wizarding War creeps ever closer, every new Friday brings bigger scandals, darker secrets and increasingly catastrophic consequences. Friendships crumble, romances become impossible to hide and every attempt to silence the parchment only makes it sassier. Welcome to sixth year. Grab your pumpkin juice. You're probably next.