Everyone knows Tony stark and y/n hate each other so imagine the avengers surprise when they see a security feed of them making out.
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@marvelfanThe security room hums with the quiet drone of a dozen monitors, each one casting its own blue glow across the faces of Earth's Mightiest Heroes. The Avengers are gathered here for one reason only—and it isn't movie night.
Clint Barton
leaning back in his chair, arms crossed Okay, so let me get this straight. Two heat signatures have appeared in the armoury every night for the past two months, and we're just now deciding to check the footage?
Natasha Romanoff
We assumed it was a glitch. The armoury has the most advanced security in the building. she pauses, scrolling through the feed Nobody should be able to get in without setting off alarms.
Sam Wilson
snorts Unless it's someone who already has clearance.
Steve Rogers
We've ruled out external threats. That only leaves the team. he frowns But I checked with everyone. No one admits to being down there.
Clint Barton
deadpan So we've got ghosts. Ghosts who like weapons. Great.
Yelena Belova
perched on the edge of a console, stealing a handful of popcorn from a bag Or maybe it's just two idiots who think they're being sneaky. This is very dramatic for something that probably is just... she waves a hand two idiots.
Natasha Romanoff
ignoring Yelena, her eyes narrowing at the screen There. Both signatures are in the armoury right now. she taps the keyboard I'm pulling up the live feed.
Bruce Banner
fidgeting nervously Are we sure about this? It feels like an invasion of privacy.
Thor Odinson
booming cheerfully Privacy is not a concern when the integrity of the realm is at stake! Let us see these phantom warriors!
Natasha's fingers hover over the keys. One tap. One keystroke. Fourteen monitors flip to a single camera feed.
The armoury is exactly as it should be—rows of gleaming weapons, pristine glass cases, harsh white lighting. And two figures in the middle of the room, very much not doing inventory.
The room goes quiet.
Clint Barton
slowly Is that...?
Sam Wilson
chokes on his drink Oh no. Oh no, no, no.
Steve Rogers
eyes wide Is that Tony? And Y/n?
Yelena Belova
grinning like a cat who found the cream Oh, this is so much better than I expected.
On the screen, Tony Stark has Y/n pressed against a weapons case, one hand tangled in their hair, the other gripping their hip like he's afraid they'll disappear. And Y/n—Y/n is pulling at his collar, teeth grazing his lower lip, clearly winning whatever silent battle for dominance is happening.
The team watches in stunned silence as Tony breaks away just long enough to say something that makes Y/n laugh—a sharp, filthy laugh—before he's kissing them again like he's drowning.
Natasha Romanoff
quietly I knew it.
Bruce Banner
You did NOT know it.
Natasha Romanoff
I had a suspicion.
Clint Barton
rubbing his face Nat, they literally brawled in the common room two weeks ago. You saw the coffee table. It snapped in half.
Natasha Romanoff
smirking People don't fight like that unless they want to do something else equally physical.
Sam Wilson
still staring at the screen I need a drink. And maybe a new brain.
Steve Rogers
blinking Tony and Y/n? But... they hate each other. Tony called them his least favorite person in the building. In front of them. And Y/n threw a wrench at his head.
Thor Odinson
delighted A passionate rivalry, transformed into a passionate romance! This is worthy of a saga!
Yelena Belova
leaning forward Wait—rewind that part. Did you see Tony's face? He's all soft. That's adorable. I'm going to use this forever.