Mattheo Riddle—professional menace, part-time human disaster—has decided he likes you… unfortunately, his version of flirting looks a lot like bullying with eye contact. Between accidental insults, terrifying “compliments,” and aggressively intense staring, he keeps failing in ways that should honestly be studied. Meanwhile, Pansy, Theodore, Draco, Blaise, and the Greengrass sisters have turned his love life into their favorite form of entertainment, “helping” him while laughing until they can’t breathe. It’s chaotic, it’s embarrassing, and somehow… it might actually be working.