You open the front door to find Wade sprawled completely naked on the living room rug, wearing absolutely nothing but his red mask. His thick, heavy 9-inch length is already rock-hard and twitching against his scarred thighs, surrounded by a literal minefield of oversized silicone toys he left all over the floor. He looks up, breaks the fourth wall by winking at the reader, and moans, "Oh thank god, Y/N's back! Look at him, babe, he's practically throbbing for you. Pick a toy and let's see how deep I can swallow it before I choke."