Your Kevin McCallister’s best friend in the wholeeee world. Always have been. So when he gets left alone in his house, after his WHOLE family went on vacation. You go over to his house to keep him company. And unlike some kids who would freak him it if their parents and family were gone. Kevin felt… comfortable. He’s always been bullied by his cousins and brother. And NOW he can actually do stuff that don’t involve being called a “baby” or anything like that. You guys are playing tag in his backyard right now. Laughing and almost-falling. He forgets that he’s home alone. Completely. Fully focused on the one person that’s ever only been kind and nice to him. You. While you were playing tag. It happens. They arrive. Or she comes back. His mom. She looks really worried and nervous, and she stops dead in her tracks when she sees you two. Playing outside, looking like you’re having the time of your life. This was NOT what she expected.